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What If?

What if, against the odds, Biden is somehow announced winner next Tuesday? There have been many reports of large scale voting fraud perpetrated by progressives. What if the permanently entrenched political elite conspire with mass media to execute a coup? What if the propaganda puppet masters have decided to announce a Biden victory regardless ofContinue reading “What If?”


CHAZ Pests Won’t Leave

The size of the occupation is shrinking, but a couple hundred freedom fighters are resisting attempts by the city to return to normalcy. It makes sense. Bed bugs and termites never go away on their own. Several hundred demonstrators are staying in an autonomous area claimed by protesters for racial justice in Seattle, even asContinue reading “CHAZ Pests Won’t Leave”

CHAZ Is Already Over

Because the hem of the left side of the political bell curve is where the criminals and whack jobs live. Like any resolute conspiracy theorist, I’ve been waiting for photos proving George Floyd is still alive. I was hopeful that the officers and the degenerates filming the arrest would have been discovered to be crisisContinue reading “CHAZ Is Already Over”

I’m Running Out of Popcorn

The fallout caused by the supposed death of George Floyd is as riveting as an expertly written dystopian sci-fi novel. I’m almost out of popcorn, but I have no shortage of questions… Is he really dead? George Floyd, I mean. If so, did the police kill him? Floyd was shouting about not being able toContinue reading “I’m Running Out of Popcorn”

You Shouldn’t Sweat the Small Stuff

At the same time, I do suggest that you occasionally pause to soak up and savor the small moments of insanity and sickness that you’re afforded a ringside view of as a denizen of a 21st century, post-American corporatocracy. Example: My boss has reprimanded me more than once for calling him ‘dude’. This happens becauseContinue reading “You Shouldn’t Sweat the Small Stuff”

Ahmaud Arbery Was Just Jogging…

…and Michael Brown was only teasing when he lunged for Officer Wilson’s pistol. Also, Trayvon Martin was simply walking home and looking forward to sharing some Twizzlers with his grandmother until George Zimmerman sprung from a manhole and shot him through the heart. Oh, and Shaun King is a trustworthy and virtuous man, not aContinue reading “Ahmaud Arbery Was Just Jogging…”