I have a giant, existential chip on my shoulder. My default emotional state is bored, gloomy irritation. Especially with the chores and social obligations that make up the bulk of waking life. I resent the passionless, undifferentiated routines of adulthood. It takes a lot to make my happy. It takes very little to upset me.Continue reading “Being A Grown Up Feels Like Punishment”
I am the dark overlord of the twenty first century and I sentence all to death by never-ending, mundane complexity.
Do you remember when super hero lore was a fringe hobby for invisible dorkuses? Those were the days. Back then, if you saw a man wearing a Batman shirt, you assumed he had a learning disability. You felt sorry for him. Praise be the day superheroes return to the ghettos of entertainment and pop cultureContinue reading “Super Hero Popularity As Symptom Of Cultural Failure”
To hell with boys will be boys. Discipline your kids as if you yourself were never a kid. Respond to the cheerful mischief of childhood with befuddled indignation. Laughing and frolicking is for ne’er do wells, not the children of respectable parents. Call horseplay what it really is, an omen of adolescent violence. If youContinue reading “Boomer Parenting # 22”
Free resources = insanity “But tell me this: does excessive pleasure have anything in common with moderation?” “How could it,” he said, “since it puts men out of their minds noless than pain?” Petty = unenlightened “In your opinion, is this really baser,” I said, “than when someone not only wastes most of his lifeContinue reading “Interesting Ideas From Plato’s Republic”
The God Emperor yields great bounty.
Ulalume by Edgar Allen Poe The skies they were ashen and sober; The leaves they were crisped and sere— The leaves they were withering and sere; It was night in the lonesome October Of my most immemorial year: It was hard by the dim lake of Auber, In the misty mid region of Weir— ItContinue reading “Happy Halloween”
Capitulo II by La Flor Dominicana I bought this smoke because of it’s red and wonderfully oily Nicaraguan wrapper topped with a lovely chisel-tip head. I’ve heard The Capitulo II called a one-trick pony of flavor. That may be a bit true, but -HOT DAMN – it’s a great trick! The sensations experienced when enjoyingContinue reading “My Favorite 10 Cigars Of The Past 2 Years (Part 1)”
Every gym I’ve ever visited has the same problem. Too man bikes and ellipticals and fitness machines. Not enough benches, squat racks or dead lifting areas! So, my idea is to open a gym called The Big Three. The advertisement would go like this: Are you tired of waiting an hour to bench press? HaveContinue reading “Business Idea”
When your go-to debate tactic is repeating the beliefs of your opposition with sarcasm, you should be legally mandated to wear a dunce cap in public.