Brushing Up Against My Past

During college I was lucky enough to study under professors that bedazzled me with the high scholastic quality of their lectures. My favorite was a PHD named Dr. Harvey. Dr. Harvey’s breadth of knowledge was staggering. He had godlike analytical and explanatory abilities. No matter the problem or question, and no matter how complicated or seemingly impenetrable, Dr.

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Thought #26

“The boys at my high school were intimidated by my intelligence. That’s why I wasn’t asked to prom. What other explanation is there?” asked Allison C.B. Mossman-Woodward, Ph.D, Graduate Professor of Woman’s Studies. The mass of her neck jowl was large enough to make an actual noise as she shook her head for emphasis.