Portrait Of An Emotional Vampire

Vampire: George, I’m making lunch. Would you like a sandwich?
George: Yes, please. 
Vampire: Do you want turkey or ham on your sandwich?
George: Ham, please.
Vampire: (feigning uncertainty) What?
George: Ham. 
Vampire: You said ham?
George: Yes. 
Vampire: So, it’s ham then?
George: Yes.
Vampire: Not turkey?
George: No. 
Vampire: Ham?
George: Yes.
Vampire: That’s what you want?

George: Yes.
Vampire: So, you want ham?
George: Yes! For the last time! Yes! Ham!

Vampire: Please don’t yell at me, George. It’s very abusive.

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